SYSTEM STATUS: ALWAYS PRODUCTIVE

W.A.S.P.

Undetectable Mouse Jiggler & Activity Simulator

The ultimate work activity simulator designed to bypass employee monitoring software. Appear active on Microsoft Teams, Slack, and Zoom while you take your well-deserved break. Outsmarting corporate surveillance with natural curves and human-like laziness.

> initializing_human_behavior... [OK]
> simulating_natural_mouse_movement...
> bypassing_idle_timer... IN_PROGRESS
> applying_entropy_filters(level="extreme")...
> clicking_random_intervals(3000, 7000)...
> window_switching_mode: ACTIVE
> keyboard_simulation: ENABLED
> stealth_level: UNDETECTABLE
> STATUS: HR IS CONFUSED

Why You Need a W.A.S.P Invasive Much?

01. The "Active Status" Paranoia

Is it really work if your Slack dot isn't glowing green? Modern activity tracking software flags you the moment you step away to, you know, live your life.

WASP ensures your digital presence is always "Active" even when your physical presence is "At the Fridge." No more yellow dots. No more "You there?" pings from managers who have too much free time.

02. HR's Digital Panopticon

Companies are now tracking "engagement" based on mouse clicks and keystrokes. It's not about what you finish—it's about how much you wiggle.

We use physics-based algorithms to simulate natural mouse movement. To their tracking bots, you're a god-tier multitasker. To us, you're just someone who values their sanity.

03. The Remote Work "Tax"

The price of working from home shouldn't be constant surveillance. You delivered the project, now you deserve the 2 PM coffee break without a trial.

WASP is your stealth anti-sleep companion. It runs quietly in the background, keeping your PC awake and your Teams status active while you reclaim your time.

Modern companies track your mouse, keyboard, and soul. WASP is your undetectable activity simulator to reclaim your privacy. Enough is enough.

Bypass Inactivity Tracking Features

Natural Mouse Mover

Physics-based mouse paths ensure your activity is undetectable. No linear bot patterns—we travel in natural curves to keep status green on Teams.

Active Keyboard Simulation

Simulates keystrokes at random intervals. To the activity tracking software, you're hard at work. To you, it's peaceful coffee time.

Smart App Switcher

Randomly switches between windows to simulate multitasking. Keep your Slack and Zoom status active without lifting a finger.

Stealth Anti-Sleep

A software mouse jiggler that blends into your background. Prevent screen lock and sleep mode without bulky hardware.

Panic Button (F9)

Emergency anti-surveillance stop. Press F9 and all simulated activity stops instantly. Like you were never there. Spooky.

Smart Work Scheduler

Automate your remote work hours. Set WASP to match your actual job schedule, ensuring consistent activity tracking patterns.

The "Unshakeable" Work Ethic

Outsmarting corporate surveillance, one simulated wiggle at a time.

> manager_live_feed.exe ACTIVE
Status Reliability 100%
Simulated Focus GOD-TIER
Engagement Metrics MAXIMAL
> log: promotion_risk_detected
> log: manager_ego_boost_engaged
> Status: Manager is currently telling their spouse what a "rockstar" you are.
> human_survival_metrics.exe REALITY
Sanity Level RECLAIMED
Leisure Optimization 400%
Existential Dread 0%
> log: sanity_overflow_error
> log: freedom_levels_exceeded_safety_limit
> Status: Currently enjoying a coffee that isn't lukewarm corporate sludge.

"WASP is not just software; it's a philosophy of intentional inactivity."

The HR Interrogation Guide (FAQ)

Classified inquiries for the modern workplace rebel.

Using software to move your mouse? Yes. Check your employment contract for specifics.

Not if you're smart about it. Still deliver your work, just take reasonable breaks.

WASP simulates natural movement. But don't push your luck with 24/7 usage.

Is micromanaging employees unethical? We think treating workers like humans matters more.

Perfect! Use it for lunch, household chores, or that quick nap you need.

Escaping the Matrix?

Download the standalone executable and reclaim your freedom. No installation required. No traces left behind. Just pure, unadulterated "activity".

Windows

Standalone Installer

macOS

Apple Disk Image

Linux

Universal Binary

Source

Clean & Open Code

Download .zip

* Disclaimer: WASP is not responsible for your job loss, HR interventions, or sudden promotions due to "increased activity". Use with caution.